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Discharges.org is a website which features a large number of flash shock videos. Many of these videos are later used in other "dedicated" shock sites.
For your convenience, this page gives as much information as is available on all the videos and provides links to each entry. Last updated: August 7, 2008
0101
Page title : OH YOU CRAZY ASIANS YOU ARE NOT FROM SOUTH AMERICA THERE IS NO DISCO-TEK
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0101/
Flash title : boobies.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10
Audio : Carlos Aldofo Dominguez - Boobies
Lyrics sampled : "And I want to go to the discothèque / The discothèque is where I go to dance / And I want to go to the movies / The movies is where I feel your boobies / Is where I feel your boobies / They're lovely like the movies / I love to [touch?] your boobies
Description : An Asian guy having his face slapped back and forth between an Asian girl's relatively small breasts. Very funny. The song is a catchy piece of Europop that enjoyed fleeting popularity as a single in 2005.
0102
Page title : IT'S ALL CONSUMING! IT'S PROBING!
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0102/
Flash title : pushit.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 4/10
Audio : Static X - Push It
Lyrics sampled : (Yeah, you push it) x 3 / (You, you push it-push it) x 3
Description : In this wonderfully crafted piece of hentai, some guy is screwing a girl from the back (doggy style) in a field on a nice, sunny day. As he thrusts, his ostensibly impossibly long cock comes out through her mouth with the first thrust, then out each of her nostrils on the second and third before looping back.
She doesn't look like she's having a good time. Might be more distressing if it wasn't so unrealistic. Push It was one of the most popular songs on Static-X's 1999 CD Wisconsin Death Trip.
0103
Page title : Invisidicks were first invented in 1946, after World War II the Japanese...
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0103/
Flash title : invisidick.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating :3/10
Audio : G-Love and Special Sauce - My Baby Got Sauce
Lyrics sampled : My baby got sauce / Your baby ain't sweet like mine (She got sauce / Your baby ain't sweet like mine) x 2 / Naw, she ain't that sweet
Description : Hentai flash loop of a girl getting a huge load sprayed on her face, hair and into her gaping mouth by a (presumably) giant, invisible/censored penis. This is done to make a piece of hentai compliant with Japanese censorship laws; the invisible shlong is sometimes referred to as an invisidick or an invisicock.
0104
Page title : HERE'S TO NECROPHILIA MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0104/
Flash title : beautiful.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 4/10
Audio : Andrew W.K. - She Is Beautiful
Lyrics sampled : (She is beautiful / She is beautiful) x 2
Description : A loop from "Angel Cop" of a woman getting shot many times with a high powered firearm (and ultimately killed). The last shot shows an extremely graphic close up of her head exploding.
0105
Page title : MONTHS OF NON-STOP SWEATING TO HARDCORE TECHNO BEATS STILL WON'T SHED THE POUNDS
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0105/
Flash title : fatty.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : ABC News as well as other American and German news organizations (i.e. the old media equivalent of shock sites), probably others
Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10
Audio : Overseer - Supermoves
Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)
Description : A sped up video of an incredibly obese youngster dancing around, with some hardcore techno playing in the background. The original video clip is well-known on the internet.
Full story: This girl probably holds the record as the most obese child in history. At age 7 (in 2005) Jessica Gaude weighed 222 kg or about 490 pounds. At age 5, she weighed in at 230 pounds (on Maury).
Googling "fattest kid in the world" and "fattest child in the world" gives you pages and pages of videos and stories about Jessica.
0106
Page title : HARDCORE BLACK METAL WITCH HATS MAKE US INVINCIBLE IMMORTALZZZ
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0106/
Flash title : shnup.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : Theme from Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil (remixed)
Lyrics sampled : Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil / Ich schappe gern, das ist mein Lieblingsspiel. / Ich schleich mich an die Mama ran / und zeig ihr wie ich schnappen kann! / Schni, schna, schnappi, schnappi schnappi schnapp! [2x]
Description : A clip from a music video for the song "Call of the Wintermoon" by the black metal group Immortal where they're headbanging. One of them is wearing a lame-ass witch hat and cloak.
The background music is a German children's song, with a child singing in a babyish way. It's a remix of the theme song from the children's show Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil. The original went at some time #1 on the German popsong charts.
0107
Page title : LOLZ I AM SO COOL I DRINK FLAMING SHOTS
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0107/
Flash title : firestarter.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : Full clip with the original audio (direct link to the .wmv).
Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10
Audio : The Prodigy - Firestarter
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : A slowed-down clip of some dumbass guy trying to be cool by drinking what looks like a Flaming Sambuca (a shot of Sambuca liquor set on fire) without snuffing out the flame first. It might be another high-proof liquor as well (e.g. Bacardi 151).
He gets just what he deserves, though it doesn't seem like he actually gets injured (see the link to the original video above). Here's another dumbass doing something similar with an overly-full shot glass.
The song was a popular single off The Prodigy's 1996 Album The Fat of the Land. It went gold in both the US and the UK.
0108
Page title : Yet another whore fooled into giving the Human Tourch a blowjob. WHEN WILL IT STOP, JOHNNY!?
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0108/
Flash title : boogie.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 5/10
Audio : White Zombie - I'm Your Boogieman
Lyrics sampled : I'm your boogieman / That's what I am / I'm here to do whatever I can
Description : A clip of a once beautiful girl who was immolated after her car was struck by a drunk driver in an SUV. He got away without any problems, but she was trapped in her car which caught fire.
She holds up a portrait of her before the accident, then pulls it down to show her face after being mostly destroyed by third-degree burns followed by extensive plastic surgery. She is blind in one eye, has almost no nose and no ears. She has no hair and very little to distinguish her face in general. In fact, she's been named as a possible face-transplant candidate.
She actually tries to look her best in that picture, wearing a hat and with one hand taped up to cover up a lot of the damage that was done. Her name is Jacqueline Saburido and her image has been used extensively in anti-drunk driving campaigns; more here.
The song, which won White Zombie a 1996 Grammy for Best Metal Performance, is actually a cover of the 1977 chart-topping single I'm Your Boogie Man by KC And The Sunshine Band. Rob Zombie is the vocalist.
0109
Page title : TASTE THAT SWEET PEACH JUICE DRIBBLING DOWN YOUR CHIN
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0109/
Flash title : mario.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10
Audio : Super Mario RPG Theme (Remix)
Lyrics sampled : Gimme Frog Coins! / Gimme Ice Bombs! / Gimme Frog Coins! / Gimme Mushrooms! / Gimme See Ya! / Gimme Star Rod! / Gimme Crunchies! / Gimme Lamb's Lure! / I want everything I need / I must play this more and more / I need to get those damn Frog Coins / To pay off all my credit cards!
Description : Mario pounding the living crap out of Princess Peach from behind. Adorable!
0201
Page title : OH FUX, WHICH ONE IS THE REAAAALLLL MICHAEL JACKSON!?!?!?
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0201/
Flash title : retarded.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : Black Eyed Peas - Let's Get Retarded
Lyrics sampled : Let's get retarded (ha) / Let's get retarded in here
Description : An crosseyed asian woman with a gun, moving the gun left and right as if deciding who to shoot at. This is a clip from Devo's "Whip It" video.
The song is a catchy, upbeat single from 2004 off the Black Eyed Peas' 2003 album Elephunk. Reminiscent of Jay-Z's "Can I Get A Fuck You" (which most people only knew as "Can I Get A What What" - its radio friendly name), the song is better known as "Let's Get It Started".
Old title: Oh fuck, which one is the REAL Michael Jackson?
0202
Page title : Bullshit you never jerked off to hentai
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0202/
Flash title : getfree.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10
Audio : The Vines - Gonna Get Free
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : An anime chick with massive tits. She tries to do up her dress, but the tits are having none of it, escape and bounce around! She looks surprised, like 'Oh, I never would have guessed that might happen! The clip is actually from the game Pachinko Sexy Reaction where you play pachinko to see women wear less and less.
0203
Page title : What do you call that useless piece of flesh around the vagina? A WOMAN ROFL LOLZ
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0203/
Flash title : newvagina.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10
Audio : Bloodhound Gang - Three Point One Four [i.e. the "New Vagina" song]
Lyrics sampled : Gee, you know what I really want in a girl? / Me / I need to find a new vagina / Any kind of new vagina
Description : A very high resolution clip of a hentai girl covered in jizz(?) riding dick. She has blue hair and a patch of blue pubic hair.
0204
Page title : oh shit, it's my little cousin daz and he's fuckin' mah hoe
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0204/
Flash title : bitches.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 3/10
Audio : Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg - Bitches Ain't Shit
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Jay-Z smacks a ho.
Old title: 99 Problems, but a bitch...
0205
Page title : I'M A SCAT MAN
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0205/
Flash title : scat.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : Wormgush.com
Distress-o-meter rating : 8/10
Audio : Scatman John - Scatman
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : A guy with diarrhea exploding onto his face from some girl's ass.
The history behind the song is that the singer was nicknamed 'Scatman' for having a stutter at school -- and later made a song with extreme vocal skills to show he overcame the stutter.
0206
Page title : HOLY SHIT HIS POWER LEVEL IS OVER 1,000,000 IN THAT FORM!!!11!1!!one!!1!!!
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0206/
Flash title : scream.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : Dragonball Z Theme
Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)
Description : Emilio Estevez (stoned) in a famous clip from the movie The Breakfast Club. The reference to "power levels" is an inside reference to the Dragonball Z universe - see also the meme over 9000.
0207
Page title : YOU CAN BLOW UP THIS AND YOU CAN BLOW UP THAT
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0207/
Flash title : slide.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : Coolio - Fantastic Voyage
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : A clip of Christopher Walken breaking it down in the Fatboy Slim video Weapon of Choice.
Old title: Every night I check under the bed for Christopher Walken
0208
Page title : how many of you faggots were talking like this back in '02?
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0208/
Flash title : helicopter.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : None
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : Petey Pablo - Raise Up
Lyrics sampled : North Carolina - c'mon and raise up / Take your shirt off, twist it 'round your hand / Spin it like a helicopter
Description : A dumb white girl wearing only panties and swinging around her bra "like a helicopter".
The title is a reference to the song, a popular single in 2001-2002. This was Petey Pablo's first single. Memorably, he capitalized on 9/11 by releasing a USA Flag Remix" soon after.
Old title: "There's no way this will ever get put on the internet, right?"
0209
Page title : WOOOO HOOOO LOOK AT THAT BLUBBER FLY!
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0209/
Flash title : neverwork.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 3/10
Audio : Jungle Brothers - Because I Got it Like That [Incorrectly listed as Fatboy Slim - Apache on the main site]
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : An extremely low-resolution clip of a phenomenally obese woman lying back and making blubber waves with her body. If you look at this one for too long it'll burn an image into your mind (and the catchy whimsical music in the background just makes it worse help).
0301
Page title : THEY WILL NEVER SUSPECT I BUILT A METH LAB IN THEIR BASEMENT
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0301/\
Flash title : alien.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other shocksites : None
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : The Beastie Boys - Intergalactic
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Some fatass small dude dressed in a green outfit with a crown shaking his little arms rapidly up and down in a pissed off way.
He was actually supposed to be Bowser (though if he didn't have the crown, he would look like any old Koopa) in a Mario-themed ice skating show from the 80's (YouTube link).
0302
Page title : Do you feel it? FEEL IT LIKE ELECTRIC LIGHT?!?!!? yeayeahtahyeahtyeahyayeayeahyeayeahyeayayeahyeahayaeheyeah
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0302/
Flash title : breathe.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10
Audio : Bush - Machine Head
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Some guy with a ginormous penis getting one hell of an upside-down deep throat blow job - this girl's got some talent! You can see her throat expand as this guy's huge dick goes down to the base. A must-see!
Old title: I felt you like electric light...
0303
Page title : He...draws...his...power from...hiiisss.... MMMUUULLLLLLLLLLEEEETTTT
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0303/
Flash title : republican.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10
Audio : Revboy - Republican Fight Song
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : A demonstration of a martial arts move that can crush someone's head into little pieces in a clip from the Hong Kong martial arts film adaptation of "Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky". It is a rare, brutal martial arts film and there are plenty more clips where that came from.
The full video can be found here.
Old title: He draws his power from his mullet!!
0304
Page title : guuurgrgrlregegurgrugrlgelgelggrgerugegruruuuuuugre
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0304/
Flash title : gurgle.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 5/10
Audio : Akinyele - Put It In Your Mouth
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Some guy jacking it as a woman blows little bubbles with her semen-filled mouth.
The song is by Akinyele, who is responsible created other lyrical masterpieces such as 'Take A Lick', 'Pussy Makes The World Go Round', and 'Butt Naked And Fuck'.
Akinyele's rhymes contain masterful flows such as: as: I get sucked like vacuum cleaners / My nuts and my penis / Make girls come like subpoenas
Check out his songs if you haven't heard them yet!
0305
Page title : Too soon? ....... Not soon enough.
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0305/
Flash title : livingdeadgirl.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : None
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : Rob Zombie - Living Dead Girl
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : The woman in this video is Terri Schiavo who was at the center of a highly controversial case involving euthanasia.
In 1990, she suffered a cardiac arrest, probably as a result of bulimia-induced hypokalemia (low potassium levels). Because her brain was deprived of oxygen so long, she was left with severe, irreversible brain damage and diagnosed as being in a persistent vegetative state.
In 1998, her husband petitioned the local Circuit Court to have her feeding tube removed. After a protracted legal battle between her husband and her parents, in which US Congressional Republicans, Florida Governor Jeb Bush and even US President George W Bush became involved (and was ultimately determined by the federal court system), the husband's wishes ultimately prevailed.
After 15 years (not soon enough!) she was finally allowed to die; her feeding tube was removed on 27 March 2005. She died four days later.
0306
Page title : I'M JUST A MILKMAN, WORKIN', DELIVERIN' MY MILK
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0306/
Flash title : milkman.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : None
Distress-o-meter rating : 3/10
Audio : Aphex Twin - Milkman
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : A lactating woman squirts breast milk into another woman's mouth.
Old title: I'm Just A Milkman, Delivering My Milk
0307
Page title : TENTACLE RAPE HENTAI + POWER RANGERS = ROMANCE
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0307/
Flash title : vagimon.swf
Comments in source : The amount of humiliation this whore will feel in 10 years with regard to this film is unfathomable by the likes of you and I.
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10
Audio : The Pillows - Pink
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : This shows a dodgy fake tentacle monster 'attacking' a woman's mouth - it is funny because she actually moves towards the "tentacle" (actually a giant pink dildo coming from the monster's mouth). This is not a very disturbing video, but it is very weird one.
The video is of the 'Dildo Demon' from SeverePenetrations.com (link).
The title of the page refers to the fact that the "Dildo Demon" looks an awful lot like the fake monsters in the TV Series Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
0308
Page title : With me, he is the world's most imaginative lover!
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0308/
Flash title : soothingmidget.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 3/10
Audio : The Herbaliser - Sensual Woman
Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)
Description : Two porn stars - Bridget the Midget and Mr. 18 Inch - in an unlikely match up. She's standing bent over on an elevated weight bench; he still has to bend his knees a bit to thrust into her appropriately. Actually a pretty neat video (and a great song too).
0309
Page title : splat
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0309/
Flash title : freefalling.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10
Audio : Tom Petty - Free Fallin'
Lyrics sampled : (Cause I'm free / Free fallin') x 2
Description : Infamous video of a person jumping and endlessly falling from the burning World Trade Center following the September 11, 2001 (9/11) attacks on the US (lol).
0401
Page title : LOOK AT YOU WITH MY HAND DOWN YOUR PANTS CHECK YOU OUT GETTING FUCKED WHILE WE DANCE
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0401/
Flash title : acefucking.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : Dirty Sanchez - Fucking On The Dancefloor
Lyrics sampled : Fucking on the dancefloor / Fucking on the dancefloor / Everybody's fucking / Fucking on the dancefloor
Description : Clip of Jim Carrey in a tutu "acting" crazy from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.
0402
Page title : THAT'S AMAZING CARL NOW HOW WELL CAN YOU SUCK DICK
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0402/
Flash title : carl.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : 50 Cent - Give It To Me (Remix [Get On Your Knees])
Lyrics sampled : Baby if you get on your knees / Put me in your mouth / And suck me off / You know I got you
Description : Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bell-Air on his knees sliding around on a very slick floor all while Will Smith is in the background laughing.
Old title: The Negro Swiffer
0403
Page title : OH MAN, THOSE TWO ARE GOING TO TEAR HER APART WITH THOSE THINGS
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0403/
Flash title : seemydick.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10
Audio : Ying Yang Twins - Wait (The Whisper Song)
Lyrics sampled : Wait 'til you see my dick / Wait 'til you see my dick / Hey bitch
Description : A very sexy Japanese girl who's licking and kissing two dicks. But, they're about as long as a pinky finger -- and her fingers are actually longer. They are too fucking short to please anything really.
0404
Page title : Uhh, yeah. Nice car, clothes, and girl you got there, champ.
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0404/
Flash title : gotrice.swf
Comments in source : Very very small penis
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : Asian Pride - Got Rice?
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : An Asian guy and girl do a Far East take on hip-hop videos. The guy is a skinny douchebag, his car is a riced-out pile of shit on wheels, the clothes look fucking cheap and stupid and the girl isn't even all that hot. Poor show, bro.
0405
Page title : THEY SPINNIN' GOOK, THEY SPINNIN'
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0405/
Flash title : loveyouboy.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10
Audio : Daft Punk - Let Me Love You
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : A sped-up video of Asian guy and girl having (anal?) sex in a very unique fashion. Is she in pain or laughing? Originally from AEBN.com (the Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network, a supplier of on-demand pornographic videos).
0406
Page title : Malkovich? Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich!
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0406/
Flash title : malkovich.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : Al Hirt - The Green Hornet Theme
Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)
Description : John Malkovich in fast motion, flipping out like a controlled seizure yelling, "Check check check check check," from the movie "Rounders."
0407
Page title : n i wuz lik, ya she can handle it dude, she shit like 5 kids outta it, wut u got is nuthin
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0407/
Flash title : wet.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : Yourmom.org
Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10
Audio : Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom
Lyrics sampled : (Stacy's mom has got it goin' on) x 2
Description : A mature woman sucking a large dick. A very large dick... with a look on her face of abject pleasure. She looks sort of like a politician or perhaps the president of a PTA.
Old title: ...then i was like, "sure she can handle it. She's got 5 grandkids!"
0408
Page title : R.I.P. Dickcream. :(
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0408/
Flash title : godspeed.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : God Speed You Black Emperor - Dead Flag Blues
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : A black and white film clip of a man [Rudolph Hess?] clapping and looking at something as a very ominous speech plays in the background. The title is a reference to the website Dickcream.com, which was similar to Discharges.org and went down around this time.
Dickcream.com is still down, but you can view all the .swfs that were formerly on the page here. I wouldn't be surprised if some of these made their way onto Discharges.
0409
Page title : JOIN THE FAMILY
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0409/
Flash title : skelter.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : The Beatles - Helter Skelter
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Low-res loop of a creepy ass hick endlessly screaming about something into his webcam. The title is a reference to the Manson "family" and their interpretation of the song Helter Skelter.
Old title: Inbreeding and webcams do not mix
0501
Page title : A positive role model for elderly women.
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0501/
Flash title : fuckyou.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : Cody Chesnutt - Battle of the Sexes
Lyrics sampled : Fuck you, bitch / Do what I say
Description : A man (Sparta?) kicking an seated old lady right in the face. The clip is somewhat well known. [Anyone know where it's from?]
0502
Page title : THEY RAVIN' NIGGA, THEY RAVIN'
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0502/
Flash title : niggarave.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : New Order - Confusion (Pump Panel Remix) [From the "Blade" soundtrack]
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0502/
Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)
Description : A clip from "White Chicks" of Terry Crews (a.k.a. "Cheeseburger Eddie" lol) adorned with glowsticks and bracelets raving it up on the dance floor.
0503
Page title : I know the first thing I would do if I were being jerked off on is open my mouth in horror.
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0503/
Flash title : jerkrun.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10
Audio : Gene Kelly - Singin' In The Rain
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : A pretty Japanese girl wearing a short skirt and sitting on a bench reading a letter. Then some guy in a leather jacket runs up, shoots a load on her, and quickly takes off, leaves her with a confused and dismayed look. You can see some of his man juice on her skirt if you look closely.
0504
Page title : A metaphor for all women.
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0504/
Flash title : eatyoursoul.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10
Audio : Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : An emo/goth/scene/whatever girl (looks like jailbait to me) in front of her webcam messing around with a dick made out of paper. She starts to suck it off then proceeds to devour it.
0505
Page title : If there's a bustle in your hedgerow?
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0505/
Flash title : satan.swf
Comments in source : Gives the (supposed) lyrics - see lyrics sampled below.
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven (played backwards)
Lyrics sampled : From the source comments, the supposed hidden lyrics:
Oh here's to my sweet Satan / The one whose [little] path would make me sad, whose power is Satan. / He'll give you give you 666 [sometimes reported as "...give those with him 666"] / There was a little toolshed where he made us suffer, sad Satan.
Description : A clip of Will Ferrell on Saturday Night Live, dressed as the Devil and raising the roof.
0506
Page title : DEGRADING FEMALES IS AN ARTFORM IN JAPAN
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0506/
Flash title : backitup.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10
Audio : Juvenile - Back That Ass Up
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : A young Japanese woman dressed in a school uniform doing a backbend and giving upside-down cunnilingus to a woman seated on a chair. Unfortunately, the naughty bits are censored out.
0507
Page title : PC LOAD LETTER
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0507/
Flash title : breakdie.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : Geto Boys - Still
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : A clip from the Mr. T cartoon where a bunch of white guys are twirling on cars and break dancing in the street. The song is best known from the movie Office Space, where it plays during the scene when the three main characters destroy their poorly-functioning printer. The page title is a technology meme that was also referenced in Office Space. From its Wikipedia page:
The phrase is a long standing joke and cause for confusion for computer users because most users could not (and still cannot) decipher its meaning. The term was popularized by the comedy cult film Office Space. Michael Bolton (David Herman), one of the three main characters, reads the error message from the VFD status display on a fax machine, after which he asks, "'PC Load Letter'? What the fuck does that mean?" This message appeared on the display just after Bolton filled the printer's cassette with blank paper. Frustrations such as this led the main characters of the film to take revenge on the malfunctioning printer by destroying it in a vacant field with a baseball bat.
0508
Page title : DEATH TO DISCHARGES! IT IS TEH SUXX0RZ!
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0508/
Flash title : timetodie.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : Denial.be <<WARNING: Sound is very loud>> More info on Denial.be here.
Distress-o-meter rating : 4/10
Audio : Justin Timberlake - Cry Me a River
Lyrics sampled : Cry me a river / Cry me a river, yeah
Description : A clip of some guy from the movie "Ken Park" committing suicide by shooting himself in the head.
Old title: One less ginger walking around now.
0509
Page title : COMMENCE TO JIGGLIN'
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0509/
Flash title : wigglejiggle.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : DJ Assault - Asses Wigglin'
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : The Jiggle Billy doll from Aqua Teen Hunger Force shaking his ass. Night vision goggles not included. DJ Assault has produced some hilarious songs, including a quality rendition of Ass N' Titties - check him out!
0601
Page title : BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, EAT ALL YOUR SCHOOL, STAY IN MILK, DRINK YOUR TEETH, DON'T DO SLEEP, GET 8 HOURS OF DRUGS
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0601/
Flash title : itgleams.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : Jermaine Dupri feat. Jay-Z - Money Ain't A Thing
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Mr. T getting down to some rap music. "Break yo' self, fool" style.
0602
Page title : That's not part of my objective.
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0602/
Flash title : squirt.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 4/10
Audio : Liz Phair - Flower
Lyrics sampled : Every time I see your face / I get all wet between my legs / Every time you pass me by / I leave a sigh of pain
Description : A hairy pussy squirting out a big bolus of milk. Flower is one of Liz Phair's most sexually explicit and downright sexually aggressive pieces (she didn't always produce pop-friendly music).
The page title is clipped from one of the funnier verses of the song: You're probably shy and introspective / That's not part of my objective / I just want your fresh young jimmy / Jamming, slamming, ramming in me
Old title: IT DOES A BODY GOOD
0603
Page title : TWITCH
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0603/
Flash title : creepy.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 3/10
Audio : Chemical Brothers - Rock The Funky Beats
Lyrics sampled : Rock-rock-rock-rock-rock-rock-rock-rock / the-the-the-the-the-the-the / funk-funk-funk-funk-funk-funk-funk-funk / ky-ky-ky-ky-ky-ky-ky / beats, beats, beats, beats, beats
Description : A ghoulish face twitching like a mofo. [Probably from some movie?] Sort of disturbing, especially if you mute the audio.
0604
Page title : Born August 11th, 1974 in Chicago, IL. REBORN March 23rd, 2004, Bangkok, THAILAND.
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0604/
Flash title : trandance.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 4/10
Audio : Front Line Assembly – Epitaph
Lyrics sampled : Swimming in a world of creeps / Vengeance is mine now
Description : A naked, pre-op MTF transsexual dancing to trance music as her large penis hypnotically flops about. Not sure if the page title is referring to the actual circumstances of the video - if not, it makes reference to the fact that Thailand is a popular location for sex-change operations.
The song is the titular track off Front Line Assembly's 2001 album Epitaph.
0605
Page title : Density = 100%
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0605/
Flash title : saturation.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : Phonejapan.com (coupled to shittier music)
Distress-o-meter rating : 8/10
Audio : Chevelle - Clincher
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Two topless Japanese girls - one sitting on top of the other. The one on top throws up all over the already vomit covered girl's face. Just nasty. Both are covered in chunky puke. The girl on top would be hot if she wasn't smeared with stomach crap.
0606
Page title : IS IT TIME TO JIHAD?!
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0606/
Flash title : jihad.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : Europe - The Final Countdown
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Daler Mehndi dancing to Tunak Tunak Tun.
0607
Page title : Cowboy...bebop?
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0607/
Flash title : cowboybebop.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : Yoko Kanno - Bad Dog, No Biscuit
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Clip from Mel Brook's "Blazing Saddles" where all the cowboys are dancing around like "Kansas City faggots."
0608
Page title : HE'S GOT ONE MACHINE
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0608/
Flash title : plugmein.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10
Audio : Add N to (X) - Plug Me In
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : A guy on an exercise machine with a dildo attached to the bottom of it doggy-style fucking a woman.
0609
Page title : CHRISTIAN ANTI-PREMARITAL SEX PROPAGANDA
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0609/
Flash title : denial.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 3/10
Audio : System of a Down - Cigaro
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Hentai loop in which some sort of giant caterpillar-like insects are continually birthed out of a vagina. [Anyone know where it's from?]
0701
Page title : YOU GOT SERVED
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0701/
Flash title : served.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : DMX - Get It On The Floor (Remix)
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Clip from Chappelle's Show of Dave Chappelle doing some fancy dance moves with a broom. Oh Dave, you can serve me anytime. ;o)
0702
Page title : Home movies of the International Polio Stricken Transvestite Association
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0702/
Flash title : shespretty.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 8/10
Audio : Kaiser Chiefs - Oh My God
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : A looping .gif of Goddess Bunny, a popular transvestite from LA. Pretty unnerving.
Oh My God is a pretty popular song by a British group that hit #6 on UK charts in 2005. A cover by Mark Ronson (featuring vocals by UK pop star Lily Allen) came out in 2007 and again made it to the UK Top 10.
0703
Page title : I'M TOLD THIS IS VERY HYGENIC
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0703/
Flash title : meat.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Audio : Shinkichi Mitsumune - Selfish
Distress-o-meter rating : 4/10
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : A naked woman sitting on a pile of ground beef with spread legs, mashing it against her labia.
0704
Page title : WHO'S THINKING ARBY's?!
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0704/
Flash title : loose.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 3/10
Audio : T.I. feat. Nelly - Get Loose
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : A woman sucking the shit out of a pair of floppy beef curtains (i.e. extremely loose/large labia).
0705
Page title : DON'T FUCK WITH THE JESUS
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0705/
Flash title : jesus2.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : Gypsy Kings Hotel California - Gypsy Kings
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Clip from "The Big Lebowski" where Jesus cleans his bowling ball in a most humorous fashion.
0706
Page title : heads up
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0706/
Flash title : heading.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : Pressurespot.com
Audio : Lil' Wyte - Bald Head Hoes
Distress-o-meter rating : 6/10
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : A bald dude plunges head first (literally) into a woman's love cave. The clip is from the Denni O - Amazing Penetrations porn series.
0707
Page title : DON'T WORRY, WORF CAN SATISFY THEM, KLINGONS HAVE EIGHT PENISES
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0707/
Flash title : klingon.swf
Comments in source : Beamed up straight from the cock fiend planet. Also, Worf loves Double DVDA.
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : Dr. Dre - Fuck With Dre Day
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Worf from Star Trek gets a pleasant surprise as two hot, white, human females materialize on either side of him. Sadly, Klingons do not actually have eight penises.
0708
Page title : BATTLING SEIZURE ROBOTS CLAIM ANOTHER VICTIM
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0708/
Flash title : seizure.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : Hallucinogen - Jiggle Of The Sphinx
Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)
Description : A Japanese guy has a seizure during the credits of a movie. [Anyone know what movie?] Really funny.
The title is a reference to the Simpsons episode Thirty Minutes over Tokyo, where the entire Simpson family (except Homer, but he plays along) suffers seizures after watching the fake Japanese TV show Battling Seizure Robots.
This, in turn, is a reference to the infamous ability of certain Japanese TV shows, video games, etc. that show bright, rapidly flashing (stroboscopic) lights to induce seizures in susceptible individuals, i.e. people with photosensitive epilepsy. About 1/4000 children suffer from some kind of photosensitive epilepsy.
One of the most infamous triggers was a 1997 Pokémon episode, where a scene depicting a stroboscopic (12 Hz) blue/red flashing resulted in the hospitalization of 685 children (though few actually were diagnosed with photosensitive epilepsy) and some symptoms reported in an estimated 5-10% of the viewing population. The even funnier part - when the clip was shown on news programs covering the story, still more people suffered symptoms.
For what it's worth, watching the episode in high quality gave me a headache and made me feel a little nauseous, lightheaded and even a bit dissociative, though watching it in lower quality didn't do much. The episode is Dennou Senshi Porigon, or "Electric Soldier Porygon" (S1E38). The episode has not been aired outside Japan. You can find it using your favorite torrent client (hint: find Season 1 of the series and use a client that allows you to pick and choose which files in a torrent to download). If
Frame-by-frame swf - hold down the right arrow to view it in approximately real time html The scene repeatedly looped in a low-quality swf - wouldn't be surprised if this appeared on Discharges.org at some point in the future.
0709
Page title : the goat can't help it. :(
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0709/
Flash title : dealwithit.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 7/10
Audio : J. Geils Band - Love Stinks
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Very disturbing -- shows a guy trying to make out with an ostensibly unwilling goat. It reminds me of the South Park episode Douche and Turd where they depict a group of PETA members living in a compound where they, er, "mate" with animals.
Old title: It's inter-species relations, fuckhead. Not bestiality!
0801
Page title : Billowing Backpacks, Radioactive Man: It's the worst villian of them all--the Scoutmaster!
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0801/
Flash title : radioactive.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : Quincy Jones Orchestra - Soul Bossa Nova [the Austin Powers theme]
Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)
Description : A scene from an episode of The Simpsons where Radioactive Man, the Scoutmaster and two groupies in the background are dancing. The episode - Radioactive Man (S7E2) is the source of the famous quote "The goggles - they do nothing!"
0802
Page title : oedipus complex
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0802/
Flash title : blind.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 5/10
Audio : Killing Joke - Seeing Red
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Footage from an extreme gruesome and controversial 1985 Japanese movie titled Guinea Pig: The Devil's Experiment (Za ginipiggu: Akuma no jikken) of a young woman's eyeball being skewered and pulled out with a spoon. Disturbing!
The title is a reference to the mythological Greek king Oedipus who, after learning that he murdered his father and married his mother, put his own eyes out.
0803
Page title : YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M UNCENSORED
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0803/
Flash title : rungirl.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10
Audio : David Banner - Play
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Some dumb bitch falters and falls flat on her face on a treadmill, which proceeds to kick her off at high speed. For some reason, she thought that it would be smart to try to turn the speed up and run with high intensity while wearing extremely restrictive clothing (tight jeans, two layers of restrictive shirts) and shitty shoes.
Old title: YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M SOBER
0804
Page title : Only uncultured fucks will not understand this.
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0804/
Flash title :istanbul.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : They Might Be Giants - Istanbul (Not Constantinople)
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : The mime from the movie Eurotrip doing a little dance. The page title (and song) refers to the fact that the Turkish city currently known as Istanbul was originally named Constantinople (after the Roman Emperor Constantine). It was officially renamed as Istanbul in 1930, soon after the founding of the Republic of Turkey. Full history here. Details on the names historically used to refer to this city here
0805
Page title : FUCK YOURSELF AND DIE
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0805/
Flash title : fyad.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : N/A
Audio : Edwin Van Santen - Axel F [The Beverly Hills Cop theme, named after main character Axel Foley]
Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)
Description : Shows that Appliance Direct (an Asian) guy saying "Wasting all your laundry money is… WAKKIE NU NU!" in a looping animation.
0806
Page title : Meat tastes like murder, and murder is delicious.
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0806/
Flash title : turkey.swf
Comments in source : Forgive the loop quality, I made this in a hurry to catch a flight. Enjoy your thanksgiving, shitface.
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 5/10
Audio : Coq Roq - Bob Your Head
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Footage of a chicken's throat being slit. Warning: Not PETA friendly.
0807
Page title : REASON HAS GIVEN WAY TO PASSION
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0807/
Flash title :ultimatebj.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10
Audio : Gorillaz - D.A.R.E
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Footage of the Ultimate Warrior giving Hulk Hogan head. Well, not really, but it sure looks like it.
0808
Page title : ithinkicanithinkicanithinkicanithinkicanithinkicanithinkicanithinkican
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0808/
Flash title : ridethetrain.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 6/10
Audio : Quad City DJs - C'mon N' Ride It (The Train)
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Very old video of some girl trying a outrun a train, but ending up getting pwned by it.
Note: The kid was a deaf girl. She didn't survive.
0809
Page title : Someone is having a lot more fun than someone else...
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0809/
Flash title : someonesexcited.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10
Audio : Eminem - Just Lose It
Description : Black porn star Lexington Steel has a fun time (in some white chick's ass)! As he laughs triumphantly, she looks vaguely upset. Eminem's "ah ah ah ah ah" is synched up to his triumphant laughter - really well done!
0901
Page title : just because a guy likes to dance, and drinks cappuccino, and has made out with a couple guys, DOES NOT MAKE HIM GAY
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0901/
Flash title : raceisntgay.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : Narcotic Thrust - When The Dawn Breaks
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Footage from an episode of Harvey Birdman in which Race Bannon's robot clone dances amidst rainbow disco lights.
0902
Page title : MOST. AWKWARD. PROM. EVER.
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0902/
Flash title : hiphop.swf
Comments in source : Social commentary v. loops. Quit.
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10
Audio : Grandmaster Flash - Scorpio
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Clip from some ABC TV show of a kid with pretty much no lower half of his body break dancing. See it to believe it.
0903
Page title : TIGHTER, WARMER, MORE DEGRADING TO WOMEN
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0903/
Flash title : facedown.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10
Audio : 2 Live Crew - Face Down, Ass Up
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : An anime maid being knocked against a wall, then she falls forward and predictably, she's left with then her ass sticks up with her ass sticking up in the air and her panties fully exposed. From the hentai Bible Black.
0904
Page title : nothing like a blood orgy on christmas.
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0904/
Flash title : bloodorgy.swf
Comments in source : (none)
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 4/10
Audio : Marilyn Manson - Astonishing Panorama of the Endtimes
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Footage from an episode of South Park showing the Christmas Critters having a orgy in puddles of blood -- straight from the imagination of Eric Cartman. Not really that gross, but might be disturbing to those who are under the age of 10.
0905
Page title : Only two people in the world have the Easy-Flow Elbow, and one of them happens to be named Bruce Willis.
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0905/
Flash title : sway.swf
Comments in source : thanks to uh... some guy for the audio suggestion.
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10
Audio : Mindless Self Indulgence - Stupid Motherfucker
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : Video clip of Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) at the disco.
0906
Page title : FIRST BED TO BE MADE OF NASA GRADE TITANIUM
Link : http://discharges.org/h/0906/
Flash title : cellulite.swf
Comments in source : with a lovely floral pattern, i might add
Use in other websites : (unknown)
Distress-o-meter rating : 7/10
Audio : Splack Pack - Shake That Ass, Bitch (2 Live Crew Remix)
Lyrics sampled : pending
Description : A morbidly obese black woman on top of a reasonably normal-weight black man. They are having "sex", and the woman's ass is shaking. Fucking gross.
0907
Page title : OH MAN IT'S SO REALISTIC
Link :